Haze

Full Name: Just "Haze" will suffice...I mean like do ya really care?!

Birthtown: Born in Noho - Raised (Hell) in "Yoke-Town"

Birthdate: I wasn't born...I was hatched

What Is Your Idea Of The Perfect Day Off: Riding my newly acquired SPECIALIZED Hard Rock! and getting muddy!

Define Happiness: A healthy bunch of family and friends

Last Smart thing You Did: Joined the USAF (4 years, Honorable Discharge)

Last Dumb Thing You Did: Cued up the wrong song on air

Websites You Should Visit: www.metal-sludge.com, www.blabbermouth.net and www.ebaumsworld.com

Do You Have Any Hidden Talents: Yeah probably - Don't know, they hid them real good!

What Is The Biggest Mistake You Ever Made: "Not saving at an early age"

One Secret No One Knows About You: Wickedly compassionate! Great! Now everyone knows!

Who Deserves A Punch In The Mouth:
Won't knows until the time comes

The Reason For The Last Time You Fell Down: F'n ice patch

Best Drunk Moment: Drinking A LOT of EVERYTHING one night and NOT driving home

Hangover Cure: If and when, there's only 3 things - Food, Food and More Food

My Favorite Rarely Used Word: Utopia

One Time I Got So Drunk I: Almost used the dresser as a urinal



Bands - New Skool:

1. Queens Of The Stone Age
2. Social Distortion
3. The Flaming Sideburns
4. Shadows Fall
5. Madball
6. All That Remains
7. Hatebreed
8. Hank III
9. The Holics
10. Static X
11. Son Volt
12. Stone Temple Pilots - Scott, GO BACK!
13. Noledge
14. The International Noise Conspiracy

Bands - Old Skool:

1. Dinosaur Jr.
2. Nirvana
3. Toadies
4. Motorhead
5. Black Sabbath with Dio too
6. Van Halen - Up to 5150
7. KISS - Easy on the merch please!
8. George Jones - Hound Dog Country at its finest
9. The Stones
10. Sweet - had MORE then just "Ballroom Blitz" research them NOW!
11. Judas Priest
12. Stray Cats - Brian Setzer wails PERIOD!
13. Stevie Ray Vaughn - need I say more!??
14. Bad Religion
15. The Cars (the first three albums are amazing!)
16. Refused (you just gotta get it)

Shows:

Son Volt - Iron Horse 05
Shadows Fall with Slipknot - Dodge Music Center 05
Q.O.T.S.A - NIN - TD Banknorth Garden 05
Social Distortion - Palladium 05
The Cult - Palladium 01
OZZFEST - Dodge Music Center 04
Stones - Rentschler Field 05

OR basically anytime Hatebreed, Q.O.T.S.A, Shadows Fall, The Holics or Slipknot have a gig

T.V. Shows:

1. Simpsons
2. Scrubs
3. The Sopranos -  Sorry Fish I still dig! even though it took Chase forever!
4. SNL
5. Investigative Reports with Bill Curtis
6. National Geographic Channel
7. History Channel & Military Channel
8. My Name Is Earl
9. Headbangers Ball - Still Slayin'
10. The Office

Shows That Are So Bad I've Never Even Considered Glancing At:

1. Wife Swap
2. Growing Up Gotti - Come on! Real men don't wax their eyebrows!
3. The Nanny
4. Martha Stewart Apprentice!  - Thank Gawd! Bye Bye!
5. Rock Star INXS - It came, I glanced, It blew! INXS, wickedly disappointed!
6. American Idol - ENUFF ALREADY!

Trust me, the list could go on forever!!

Foods:

1. Ramen Noodles
2. Pizza
3. Chciken Noodle Soup
4. Homemade Cheeseburgs
5. Steamed Veggies of any kind
6. Mi Casa 360 Burrito
7. Margaritaville - Tequila Chicken Wings

Movies:

1. Gangs Of New York
2. Reservoir Dogs
3. The Wanderers
4. The Good The Bad and The Ugly - Pretty much anything with Clint Eastwood
5. Devil's Rejects
6. Anchorman
7. Raging Bull - Robert Deniro you tha man! and Joe Pesci you tha other man!

Cars: (No particular order)

1. Crown Vics
2. Pontiac GTO's (old school of course) 64-69
3. Dodge Challenger for 2007 - Ooooo Man! I want one!
4. Jeep Rubicon for 2007 - Oooo Man I want one of those too!
5. Lincoln Continentals 50's 60's and early 70's

Best Looking Women:

1. Miss KK - Nice bootay and then some!
2. Jamie Lynn Sigler
3. Jennifer Aniston (Brad - tsk tsk tsk)
4. Brett Anderson (Donna A)
5. Oh yeah....KK again! Like for reals......

Vacation Spots:  Punta Cana Dominican Republic!  - Try it you'll like it!                                            

Funniest People Alive:

1. Richard Pryor - R.I.P He's still alive in my mind.
2. Ron White - Tator Salad
3. Eddie Murphy - SNL & Stand Up and Harlem Night
4. Dane Cook - The New Lord & Master
5. Jack Black
6. Rachel Dratch
7. Homer Simpson - Homie IS flesh and blood..I don't care what you say!
8. Michael Richards -  KRAMER F-N RULES PERIOD!
9. Will Farrell
10. Dave Attell