IT’S BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

January 5th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3

THIS SUNDAY!!! Boys and Girls!! Your beloved “keep it simple” radio shows are baaack! THE BIG BANG MUSIC EXPLOSION and of course OPERATION:NEW NOISE return after taking a little hi-yay…so if your craving that local / regional flava or perhapsyou like your music “new” and a little left of center…then GET READY this Sunday Jan 11th I’m back with the goods  kickin off a 10pm and ending at mid- til then - Rawwwk on - Haze

Vibrating Pillow

January 5th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3

If you’re a healthy American, you unequivocally dread the BEEPBEEPBEEP of the alarm clock in the a.m. There is no way possible that can be good for your heart, being jolted from your deep slumber with such abrasion. No way. So for you faint of heart, how ’bout a more benign means of waking? I’m thinkin’ a vibrating pillow alarm might do. If you’re thinkin’ the same, well you’re in luck. A little online company sells this thing that will surely change your life and, with luck, improve your heart health. If you’d rather wake to your pillow gently vibrating then this baby’s for you. Oh, and on the weekends, when you get to sleep in a bit..I’m sure you  can conceive of other less than honorable means in which to use the pillow. Gp to www.thegearandgadgets.com to score one.

 Leslie

Chris Cornell

December 29th, 2008 by Lazer 99.3

Ok, so I’m a Chris Cornell/Soundgarden purist, so I’m not too sure how I feel about him gettin’ all techno on us. I must say, however, that the song “Scream” does grow on you the more you listen to it. Warning: The first time you hear it, you’ll be very unhappy. Listen tomorrow, then the next day and you’ll see what I mean about kind of liking it. It’s sort of like sushi, the first time? Not so good, the second? Better, the third? You’re hooked.

Listen to “Scream” here www.chriscornell.com Go to the “Videos”.

Leslie

R.I.P. Eartha

December 26th, 2008 by Lazer 99.3

…Also known as Catwoman in the late 60’s, Eartha Kitt has died. She was 81. Here’s a little ditty that you may be familar with…R.I.P. Eartha -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woAu-am_bv4

Leslie

Park like an Idiot?

December 24th, 2008 by Lazer 99.3

If you find someone who has parked like a complete Idiot and you feel the need to call them out on it, buy a bunch of bumper stickers that tell them so.

http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4098890 Order them here.

Leslie

Sponsor a (Once) Rich Executive Today!

December 22nd, 2008 by Lazer 99.3

NONE of the banks we loaned $700 billion of our tax dollars to can tell us where that money is going. Some even had the brass ones to say, when asked, “We don’t know.” Fortunately, we’ve only given, and I use the word “only” loosely, we’ve ONLY given them half so far - so that’s $350 billion to be exact, $350 billion for which cannot be accounted. You may enjoy this video…

 http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4098890

Leslie

Couple of Cool Gift Ideas

December 19th, 2008 by Lazer 99.3

Go to www.stubhub.com to buy a gift certificate for the sport fan in your life. Even if they’re more of a music and band fan, that’s cool too. They offer discounted tix. to events all over the country.

www.SweatNSpice.com Guys just looooove hot sauce. So, if you want to treat a dude in your life to a six month supply…

Thanks to a dude named Mike who called in this a.m. I’m happy to tell you that you can buy two pornos for $1.97.  http://www.4extenze.com/ This is the site you’ll need. Mike told me that it’s actually a “male enhancement supplement” site where, for the cost of shipping and handling, they’ll send you some free “Extenze”. He was surprised to find that they ALSO sent two pornos too! So, yes, essentially for less than $2.00, you can score two skin flicks. Not bad for a day’s work.

Leslie

What’s Obama Smokin’??

December 18th, 2008 by Lazer 99.3

For those of you who don’t know, pics of Obama smoking is headline news

If you care to see the man, in his early years, tokin’ what “his people” say is a cigarette, click on this link. While you’re there, watch the video and you’ll hear the ensuing explanation.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/17/obama-smoking-picture-and_n_151787.html

Leslie

Death Map

December 18th, 2008 by Lazer 99.3

Some geniuses have figured out where we are more likely to die, based on where we live in the U.S. You’d be surprised to learn, although, the South experiences more colossal weather problems, i.e. hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and the West has their fires and landslides, but it’s US here in the Northeast that are in the real danger zone. They’ve discovered that hot summer weather and brutal cold temps and snowy, icey roads cause MORE deaths! Check out the map. Click on link.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468325,00.html

Leslie

Back Hair Problem?

December 18th, 2008 by Lazer 99.3

This has got to one of the coolest gadgets ever for you burly, manly men out there. If waxing is not an option and you don’t have a loving wife/g.f. to do it for you, then you may want to check out this back shaving razor. Of course, you may like your back hair and that’s cool with me. If you don’t, click on this link.

http://www.razorba.com/

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