June 16th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3
So, Ellen (A faithful traveling Thirsty Thursday paricipant) gives me an “Anti-Fur” pin. Here’s my question, “How do you defend NOT wearing fur yet I LOVE pork, cow, chicken, the preborn variety of chickens, any dairy I can get my hands on, etc. How do you proclaim, with pride no less, to be “anti-fur” yet have a penchant for marinated steak tips? If anyone has any advice on how to respond to these challengers, please hook a sistah up I say. It goes something like this - ”Oh? Anti-fur are we? Did I not just see you shoving bbq ribs down your gullot just the other day?” I hate being a hypocrite. I ask you..Am I one?
I fear so.
Signed,
A hater of fur, a lover of bacon.
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May 26th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3
What has happened to the Stripers? A couple weeks ago, the action was hot, and acording to ctshad.com, should be geting better as days pass. But the action over the weekend was slow. Has anyone had any luck??? I know we’ve had a couple of uncharacteristically hot days, and it HAS rained, but this? I’m interested to hear explanations on this, so please, shoot one back.
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May 21st, 2009 by Lazer 99.3
My weird girl crush flashed at the Idol finale last pm! I have this strange fascination with Idol judge, Kara’s, mouth. She has a slight overbite and a barely audible lisp and I love it!! Why? No clue. So, here she is showing her goods as well as her amazing pipes. Bikini girl is there too. She’s the chick who told Kara during auditions that she could sing better. Hate to disagree (actually, no I don’t because I don’t care enough) but Kara does blow away bikin girl vocally speaking. Her abs are far superior too. Oh! Almost forgot to tell ya, she flashed for charity. American Idol gave tons of cake to her charity of choice. Here’s the cat fight. Bikini girl, clearly, not happy to share the stage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqpfAo7EFc4
Leslie
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May 20th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3
Threre are too many people in the world acting like they know more than they do. If anyone tries to “consult” you, that is, show you a better way of doing something you do, ask them about their successes following their own advice. You’ll often find the answer you get doesn’t jive with what the consultant is preaching……….
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May 19th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3
This is why you don’t smoke PCP. I’m having trouble finding a pic. of the father. The boy is painfully cute, making this story all the more sad.
http://www.turnto23.com/east_county/19473681/detail.html (victim, surprisingly looks well cared for and healthy)
Leslie
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May 18th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3
Early last night, I decided to take a couple of casts in the CT River. As I walked to my fishing spot, I passed a handful of dinks who were fishing about 10 poles. PVC pipes suck in the mud, waiting for something to happen onto their bait. As I walked passed, they were obviously laughing at me. I have no idea what they were saying, it wasn’t english. I had to laugh a little…here were these guys staring at their lines and hoping, while I was ready to find the fish with my stickbait…….I latched onto this FILF with the same lure they were laughing at. Hahahahahaha!!!!! Shut up!!!! 33 inches, and we let it go after the photo op…….

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May 18th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3
I’m not really feeling this concept. Ok, so the bra squeezes your tatas together when it senses you’re aroused. How it does this, I’m not sure - maybe your perspiration level, maybe it’s got some heart rate monitor thingy in it…whatever the case is, it’s stupid. Think about it. If a woman is aroused, the bra is inevitably going to come OFF. So, what’s the point?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/2419621/Bra-boosts-cleavage-when-aroused
Leslie
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May 18th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3
Why more of these don’t exist I don’t understand. I wonder, though, if you’re not “chubby”, does the door guy deny you entry? I see a lawsuit. Thin and fit discrimination. If you’re into the larger gals, as my mom would kindly call them, check out these pics.
http://www.clubbounce.net/photos.htm
Leslie
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May 15th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3
The BBQ joint’s owner says his sales have gone up 40% since placing the busty mannequin outside his place. Since this is America (home of violence, abundant teen pregnancies, graphic sexual content on day time tv, MTV and VH1) officials have closed it down. Well, they’ve deemed the mannequin to be offensive and told the owner he must clothe her more appropriately. It’s a fucking MANNEQUIN you jackasses! The crazy thing is, you KNOW these “officials” who found it to be offensive are the very same dudes who go home and surf myspace looking for 12 yr. olds to defile.
Check out the insanity here.
http://www.azstarnet.com/sn/hourlyupdate/292927.php
Leslie
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May 14th, 2009 by Lazer 99.3
“You and my boyfriend would get along so well……” These are words no dude wants to hear. We don’t engage you in conversation with the hopes of meeting your boyfriend. If I’m talking to you, don’t even bring your boyfriend up. It’s about YOU and ME, not the toolbag you’re currently dating. I don’t care how wonderful he is; I care about whether you’re coming with ME . Seriously, be cooperative…….
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