First Name: Rob 

Measurements: Fat

Birthdate: 3/10/72

Birthplace: Springfield, MA                        

Ambitions: On-Air Talent/Getting my band signed

Turn Ons: Short chicks

Turn Offs: Skunked Beer

3 Things On My Nightstand: Action figures

Favorite Bands: Pallet, Weezer, M.O.D. and Anthrax

Favorite TV Shows: Seinfeld, True Life on MTV

Best Places To Hangout In Town: Cabot Street Pub in Chicopee

If You See Me At A Bar I'm Drinking A: Bud Light

I'm Told That I Look Like: A Hobbit

Things That Would Suprise You About Me: I have a rubber fist in my car

I'm A Sucker For: Beer

My Ideal 1st Date Would Be: Great conversation and an all around good time

Pets: None

Piercings: My taint (just kidding)

Favorite Indoor Activity: XBOX

Favorite Outdoor Activity: Mini-golf

Things I Can't Live Without: My car

Favorite Food: Pizza

Anything Else You Should Know About Me: I was on MTV's True Life, I have embarrassing parents